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My bit of self importance & narcissism bestowed upon the internet one post at a time.

Do you ever get the feeling that your constantly trying to get out of quicksand, but every inch you move just makes it harder to climb out?

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(Thank you, to Angry Black Lady for originally posting this video!)

“High school was difficult, coming out was painful,” he said. “I want to tell any teen who is watching this, life will get better.”

Canada is not awesome Edition

canada-flag1After posting my reasons as to why the French are jerks, some persons were a bit upset because I said the Canadian military is as intimidating as the French military, and she gave me a list of 15 reasons why Canada is awesome. I’m here once again to discredit that notion, while adding a few reasons why Canada is better than France and has a few awesome things.

Note: This is in no way an attack on said person or Canada; it’s merely a subjective list.

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10 Things I Hate and You Should Too, Edition

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No. 8, You're cordially invited to a brick party

1. 3 o’clock in the morning: I’m usually up at this time and 3 o’clock is the world’s way of telling me I’m a degenerate. How you ask? Because that’s when any semblance of decent programming goes off the air and I’m stuck with infomercials about male enhancement pills and the Aerogarden.

2. The voice black comedians use when making fun of white people: Seriously, we don’t all talk like we wear Lacoste and play tennis, nor do we talk like our mothers breastfed us too long, cut it out. Thanks!

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As a follow-up to a former colleague’s popular ” French are asked to smile” post, I thought I would clarify things for everyone as to why the French (namely Parisians) are notoriously dickish and universally hated.

(Note: None of these can be confirmed nor denied. )

1. France is still pissed off because they have been irrelevant since 1940.

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2. They are upset about always eating raw food.  Steak Tartarè, anyone?

2b) They are all hungry.

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2006-toyota-prius-copy3Every time I see a Prius on the road I immediately become agitated and want to speed up next to them and honk erratically until the unsuspecting driver of said Prius looks over at me, so I can flip them off.  That- or swerve into them with my tough-as-nails American made piece of moving machinery.  I’ve wondered on several occasions why I don’t carry a sign that says “Fuck you and your Prius” to hold up when I’m next to them.  I’ll tell you why I hate the Prius:

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In no particular order because that’s just way too much for me to handle. I have no particular reason why I’m making this list. Maybe so a few years from now I can look back and say ”Hey, I was cool.” Okay, here goes.

1) The Who – Who’s next? anyone who knows me, knows Baba O’ Riley (it’s not called Teenage Wasteland, jerk offs!) is my favourite song of all time and I worship Keith Moon. He’s the second greatest drummer of all time, in my humble opinion, behind Neil Peart.  John Bonham fans will argue with me. Bring it.

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The Star Wars Trilogy retold by the other person who has never seen it. Glad I’m not alone anymore.

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So, about a week ago, I decided I wanted to compile a list of my favorite albums.  Top 50 to be exact. It’s a lot harder than I would have imagined and I’m only on #6.  I may truncate it to Top 20.  Nevertheless, stay tuned.

Until then, enjoy these videos from bands who will be on the list:

Talking Heads – This must be the place

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