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Just south of lowbrow.

My bit of self importance & narcissism bestowed upon the internet one post at a time.

There is a ghost in my house.

There is a ghost in my house.

I’m just a 31-year-old, going on 60 living in St. Clair Shores, Michigan. I’ve been the proud owner of a pacemaker since 2001 and I still enjoy the finer things in life; single malt Scotch, working out, television (yes- I enjoy the boob tube), eating the fruit at the bottom of my vodka and club soda cocktails, collecting post cards and being as snarky and cynical as people will allow me. I’m a realist, not an optimist. I’m okay with that. Cold hard facts: Under-appreciated slave to the wealthy, girlfriend and a bachelor of science student, hoping to be a social worker brilliant when life allows me to grow up.

I don’t own a cat.

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