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It has come to my attention that you truly hate me. I just want you to know the feeling is mutual. You have never brought any positivity to my life, except for when you look pretty and I am inside with the furnace cranking at 80 degrees. And yeah, sure, sometimes I like being outside, tumbling head over feet with a pair of skis attached to me, but even then, you laugh and toy with me. Sure, I like living somewhere where I enjoy all the seasons, but you know what, I also like skipping certain unnamed seasons too. Anything you can do, Summer can do better.

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